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Its not as if the sky turned dark and gloomy and i stepped on dog shit(faeces) or what but its WORST THAN THAT!!!!ROAAAARRRR!i wanna take a knife and stab these people through the phone!
Ultimate SUAYness No 1.
i was late for work and my dad drove me on his bike to work.AS u guys noe i wanna learn how to ride a bike, so i took the opportunity to experience for the first time after ten donkey yrs(or more?). I walked towards the carpark and i tried to get on the bike after putting on the helmet(i swear my hair went flat for the whole day cos of it Xsuay no 1). I stretched out my legs to get over the pillion, STRETCH STRETCH STREEEETCH!Nope.it didn't work out so i tried to climb but i nearly fell backwards!(my legs were too short!Xsuay no 2).The WORST part was the ride!the wind kept blowing into my face and i thought i was going to die (i prayed to the Lord fervently during the ride! Xsuay no 3)
CONCLUSION: NO MORE BIKE LESSONS FOR ME!!!i can imagine how bad i will look if i EVER met into an accident
ULITMATE ULTIMATE SUAYNESS NO 2(ULTIMATE ROOOOAAAAAR!)
There's this poor guy from China who became a Singaporean(Kudos to him!) who got his yearly statements when he actually opted out from it last yr july!So i called the Sup and was ON HOLD for more than 15 mins!(u noe when u guys put on hold that long to hear music, i hear that too kaex and i hear that like AT LEAST ten times a day!). When the Sup finally came back alive, she simply replied the backend is looking into the matter and tell the member we will call him back 1 wking day ltr.WTF MAN!!so i disapponted the guy and he was a lil pissed.
CONCLUSION:NEXT TIME i will just tell him its the department fault and they swore never to do it again.:X
ULTIMATE SUAYNESS NO 3(SUPER ULTIMATEEEEE!)
A man called by the name of Mr T and revealed that he actually made an online request for backdated records but no one called him back(he didn't pay of course we won't call him rite?!!)SO i adviced him on what to do.After that, he requested to change his year of backdated records.Fine.i calculated for him hopin that he would stop complaining and just hang up with the pmt advice.NO OF COURSE HE DID NOT DO THAT.after calculating i asked him to hang on while i called SUP again to ask for changes in dates.MUSIC AGAIN FOR TWENTY MINS.then she told me ok(her reply was two sentence long but it was actually revolving around "ok"?).i got back to him and to my atonishment and HORROR he asked another question "can i extract this particular section in all my records?" AAAAAHHHHH!i wanted to scream at him!so i had to call SUP again and this time the mem put down his phone while i listen to MUSIC again.20 mins.the music became like a bee buzzing into my ear.her reply was OK.AAACK!!!so i called the member back and he was like"do u noe what i want and can u stop wasting my time and your time?!!"WA LIEW MA!so i spent another 15 mins before i reached him again. He thanked me sweetly and put down the receiver.AHHH!
CONCLUSION: Just tell him to pay and keep taunting him till he get his brain right.
ULTIMATE SUAYNESS NO 3(i wanted to slap this bit*h seriously)
This woman Ms Durian wanted to suck money so she called and wanted to know how much rebate can she get if she worked from june to dec.Mei Ling took the case previously and i helped her.I shook my head then and i could see the words retribution circling arnd my head when i talked to her.I asked her for her monthly salary, she say she don't know.i was stumped.i told her to look at her payslips she insisted on me calculating out for her after talking and repeating nonsense for 20 mins.By then, i was 20 mins behind time for lunch and Pauline was hot on my neck cos she was very hungry.I told her i can't calculate so she gave me an average.What was the fucking most idiotic thing was when i calc everything she changed her no again.WTF!so we started the whole cycle and she didn't allow me to talk at all aft bombarding me with so many questions.In my head i thought she was an auntie but i was wrong.(she's in her early THIRTIES)OMG!this girl must be single lahh!seriously buay tahan her lor.so i told her "do u want to listen to me anot?"my last straw.so she listened intently while everyone was waiting for me.HORROR 2.WE STARTED THE WHOLE CYCLE OF SHE TALK I LISTEN THEY STARE AT ME AGAIN FOR 5 MINS.last last straw.so i exploded and told her to call another hotline.BITCH.
left for lunch and came back at 4pm,the phone rang and i picked up with exhaustion and dread. A familiar voice came on the line.i could feel my insides twisting and my face turning grey.I cut the voice and asked for an I/C no.AS I DID NOT ERASE MY PREVIOUS SCREEN, the woman name was still there.so i erase and typed again.To my utter dismay, Ms DURIAN's name popped into the screen.The next second dramatic scenes came alive.Meiling stared at the screen.I stared at the screen and we both gave silent screams!!!!AAAAAHHHH!this woman is never gonna give up eh?so i resumed my call and trf the call without giving her a chance to speak at all.SHIT U BITCH.
CONCLUSION:PLS LISTEN TO THE PROFESSIONALS AND STOP ASKING THEM "u sure anot??" and STOP TRYING TO GET MORE MONEY WHEN THERE IS ALREADY MONEY GIVEN TO YOU.
*to all young ladies out there: pls do not behave like a sixty yr old ah ma hard of hearing or anything and us eur brain to think and process not your butts
ULTIMATE SUAYNESS NO 4 (COWSHIT AUNTIE)
My last call of the day.Just as i thought life might turn for the better at the end. I was totally WRONG. this f-ing auntie called and questioned me about the rationales of giving rebates and how we actually calculate the diff amounts. I talked to her for half an hour before she decided to stop calculating, 100%convinced and no more repetitions of my words. Auntie seriously u should just start knitting and count the number of threads on your knitware.
CONCLUSION: I AM NOT THE GOVT PLS GO SPEAKERS CORNER IF U WANNA KNOW WHY WE WANNA GIVE U MORE MONEY AND HOW DOES RECESSION COMES ABOUT.
ULTIMATE SUAYNESS NO 5 (the kind and irritating neighbour)
To kick off the day, i got a ultra caring guy who asked for payment details, dates etc.After 10 mins. Things became ugly. He started asking for his friend and his neighbours.ONE BY ONE. After he hung up i screamed.
CONCLUSION: DO NOT ASK FOR YOUR FRIENDS OR ANYTHING COS WE CAN"T REVEAL ANYTHING ANW.NICE IS NOT GD EVERYTIME.
SUAY 6
MR UNDERPANTS DIDN'T CALL TO BRIGHTEN THE DAY!!!
i should have taken pictures of ME being f-up.got super tired and brain dead at the end of the day and went home defeated aft dinner with angel.i think there's sth wrong with that seat and i will never sit there again.RRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhHH!
P.S I FINISHED REDEEMING LOVE!ITS AN ULTRA NICE STORY!FIVE STARS AND HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR PPL!!!!
talking to edwin now on webcam!!will be going away to countdown in chinatown with VK in 13 mins!!
okay life is a blur.i go out after work everyday.HAPPENING YO.TOO HAPPENING!!!here's one one major event that happened to me recently.OH MY GAWD seriously.
Pauline,Chun Ling and I hit all the clubs in Clarke Quay and Robertson Quay(there's only butter factory) two weeks ago during Ladies Night.All sequences of events still remain fresh in my head...We went The Arena first, saw Amelia, Wei Ni, Mel, Ruth and a couple of random ppl from NY slacking and drinking Lychee Martinis in the early call of the night.The drinks was alright but the stage was freaking small and there's this band that resembles Black Eyed Peas on stage swaying with the music to the ever growing crowd in the club.ANYWAY that's not the point.HA.the POINT is those stupid bartenders, i SWORE they are younger than me and they claim that they can't pass the drinks to me cos i am underage!WTH man!u guys should grow n see the world!LOL.aft that we head down to Attica!it was SUPER happening compared to Arena and the drinks were nice apart from Champagne Rose!it taste a lil too sour:(anw i love their service and there was this guy who tried to hit on me cos he thought i was alone!(THE FACT WAS COS MY HEELS WERE KILLING ME AND I HAD TO SIT DOWN AND WAIT FOR MY FREN TO GET DRINKS FOR ME!HAHA)kindly rejected the guy and we got into the groove and dance with gals:)Next up was Rebel!(Mel and WeiNi rec that one!)there were more guys than gals and the stage was bigger but the speakers were seriously blaring into my eardrums!super ouch!Rebel still remains as my top choice as the music is gd and the crowd is young and funky:)Aft that we head to Asian Fusion Bar!There was not much of a crowd and the atmosphere was kinda dying but i love the furnishing!!!it screams CHINA and MODERN!Seriously nice esp the much coveted red Mao Tze Dong Statue in the front of the bar!i shall buy one for my home next time!hahas..the bartenders were friendly except for one point of time.(i want to skip this part as its nt glorified at all to mention this).Lastly to end the night we went Butter Factory!the music was horrible as it didn't somehow flow but the crowd was rather fun:)Took a cab home with Pauline aft that:)(i didn't know that it was so cheap taking a cab home! 8bucks:)
Here's my Top five Major Clubs List!
1. Rebel!
2. Attica
3.Asian Fusian Bar
4.The Arena
5.Butter Factory
Next time we'll try Zirca and Zouk and St James!:)
Ladies Night Con:i had too much Lychee Martinees(hmm..arnd 8cups?) than i eva wanted in my wish list :X
i am going to learn hip hop on sat.i'm inspired by Danzation at ngeeann!those ppl sure have a great influence over others by exploiting their aesthetic talents on others.:)will upload pics on danzation when i get my cable for my handphone!damn.and my x'mas pics with gekka will be uploaded soon too!last but not least the apartment that csm booked on new year!we had a rocking happenin' year!2009 kicked off with a great start!:)HAPPY NEW YEAR!!:)
